Like this: But not as kewl.

Go ahead people driving by on Hwy 11. Laugh it up.

Oh Yeah-Yuh!

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FAIL

There are two failures here...the obvious, and the fact that it took me a month to notice.

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My trip to the meat market.....

PIG! It's what's for dinner tonight for some people I guess.

you need it? this place has got it.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail...hopping down the bunny trail right into your children's nightmares.

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It's getting a/b that time, honey.

True-Blood

thanks, Doc.

not sun poisoning, or an allergic reaction, but...SCABIES. would ya go with Scabies? REALLY?!? is that your final answer? DUMBASS.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Hello. My name is Jessica and I am addicted to chick peas. Fun fact: Chickpeas provide dietary phosphorus and some sources say the garbanzo's content is as about the same as yogurt and close to milk. Whoooo weeee.

They have HOT DOGS!! Amy? Oh sorry, you aren't Amy.

What a creative title! Go Free Press!

Progress Energy looks to move poultry poop from chicken coup to power loop



April 14, 2011 7:54 AM Web Exclusives By Associated Press A company is planning to build a power plant in North Carolina which will convert poultry waste into energy. Progress Energy Inc. said Wednesday it has signed a contract to work with Poultry Power USA on the project. The plant will be built in Biscoe and is scheduled to begin operations in two years. It will use 350,000 tons of poultry litter per year. Poultry Power plans to turn the waste into a biogas that will burn inside a boiler. The heat will create steam to turn a turbine and generate electricity. Raleigh-based Progress Energy says the project will help the company meet North Carolina standards for renewable energy. The company says it is the state's first poultry-to-biogas plant

BFF'S

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See ya, Cuckoo-bird...

...we hardly knew ye...(thank goodness.)

“Excuse me sir? Could you please spare a hanger or twooooo?"

poop is funny....right?

You Can't Touch This!

Once upon a time there were three little girls. They grew up in a world of fluorescent colors that were the 80’s and 90’s. Garbage pail kids trading cards, Fraggle Rock, NKOTB: this was our awesome childhood. If only the trinity could have been united back then. Now THAT would have been "The Right Stuff".

Ahhhndrea spent her time “hagin toff” at school and chilling on her MC Hammer towel.


Paige loved to rock a side ponytail, and fell in/out of love with perms. She wrote fan mail to designer Lisa Frank and loved to check out the latest episode of ALF on TV.

Amy, quite the little intellectual, loved school and spent a lot of time outside.She also was a patron of the Nickelodeon arts. Amy wrote a fan letter to up and coming star, Elijah Wood. She also dropped a letter in the mail for General Hospital’s Jonathan Jackson.

It's Friday, I'm in love.

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday I'm in love

Saturday, wait And Sunday always comes too late

I don't care if Mondays black Tuesday, Wednesday - heart attack Thursday, never looking back It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday, you can hold your head Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed Or Thursday - watch the walls instead It's Friday, I'm in love

Saturday, wait and Sunday always comes too late But Friday, never hesitate...

It's FRIDAY!!! Doing my Friday dance...YOW!

Putting these on my Christmas wish list

He said "You wanna go to the prom?" She said "Totally."

Glam it up A-Wizzle

Are you aching for some bacon?

Bacon-scented cologne has arrived by Joanna Douglas Bacon cologne is here! Photo courtesy of fargginay.com. We're not sure how it happened, but somehow bacon became trendy a few years ago, and is still turning up everywhere in the form of bacon bourbon, bacon brownies, and even in the popular new Denny's Baconalia sundae. People are obsessed with bacon! This year there has also been a new trend of fragrances that smell like weird things. We recently discovered a fragrance that smells like money, while Lady Gaga's new perfume will smell like blood and semen. There's even a cologne that's made out of poop. Gross! With that in mind, a bacon cologne doesn't sound too bad, and we feel like it was only a matter of time before guys desired a gentle spritz of eau de bacon. A company called Farginnay have launched Bacōn, a pungent scent available in Classic (a spicy maple) and Gold (a sizzling citrus). The site explains an old legend behind the formula they claim goes back to a Parisian butcher named John Farginnay in 1920. If that's true, well, the dude was ahead of his time. The creators say Bacōn has "subtle and seductive powers." We'll admit, the smell of bacon is unmistakable and often makes our mouths water, but is this what guys want from a cologne? Maybe. Watch this video to see Bacōn cologne in action and grab a bottle here for $36 to smell it yourself.

There are no words....

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Kickin' it old school....thanks to a little construction on the premises...

Okay girls...

Andrea: lay off the DIY.

And Paige: no more McDonalds. At least for a while.


I need you in tip-top shape at all times. I can't have you falling all to pieces on me. That's not how we run this operation!

Ahhhndrea this will cheer you up...

Picture it: Me walking in this morning in 100 mph winds and hellacious rain. My umbrella turns inside out, I "Mary Poppins-It" inside and the umbrella gets caught in my hair. No Lie. It was a sight.

Step in Time, yo.

Why didn't we think of this on April Fool's Day?!?!?!

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