Ommmm...

I am always baffled by the "most searched" items on yahoo.

Today #9 is "Walking Cactus"

#4 is "Thunder Thighs Dinosaur"

Really yahoo?!??

Tommorow is Friday, Ya'll.

Priority #1

Retail Therapy (because all other therapies haven't worked)

These cut-off jeggings, complete with suspenders, are not to be out-shone by these gladiator heels, which really pull the outfit together.


The shirt has a real “tell-it-like-it-is vibe” which I love.

"Ode to Fried Chicken" a Haiku by Paige Lee

Ohhhh Fried Chicken Strip.
Great with sauce, taters on side.
Pepsi? Fries? Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..

intestinal distress?

i overheard our department being described as "the bowels of the first floor."
i guess, techincally, that means we're the shit.

Word.

You might be a redneck if...

this is your living room door....
(but at least I have heat dadgummit!)

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"These are a few of our favorite things"

awk•ward (ôk′wərd)

adjective
1. not having grace or skill; clumsy, as in form or movement; bungling: an awkward dancer, an awkward style
2. inconvenient to use; hard to handle; unwieldy: an awkward tool
3. inconvenient; uncomfortable; cramped: an awkward position
4. showing or resulting from lack of social poise; embarrassed or embarrassing: an awkward remark
5. not easy to deal with; delicate: an awkward situation
6. OBSOLETE perverse or untoward



Awkward. Yup, that pretty much sums us up. Sometimes your brain is telling you to do one thing, but unfortunately your awkward bone overrides and causes you to do something totally embarrassing.

Paige, Like that time you were trying to buy pudding from the café and the café attendant was asking you what did you have (meaning, the gender of the baby you just had 4 months ago) but you kept saying, “pudding, pudding, I’m having the pudding” (insert card swiping gesture here.)

Gotta love Amy’s “out of order” sign that she placed on the shred box. The non mechanical shred box. As in just a box.

Or Andrea’s Santa Claus cookie jar she drew red fangs on and named Talbot (True Blood reference here) Excuse me…. “Taaaall-buttttttttttttttttt”

Next week on "What Not to Wear........."

Jared Leto's Rat Tail

We don’t feel it necessary to share an explanation of our blog title

a) because that would take the fun out of it
And
b) Because we’re protecting all parties involved

But, the title pretty much sums us up…in a word…”awkward.”
We’re okay with it. The sooner you are able to come to terms with this, the better it will be for all of us.
Our relationship will then flourish and you may actually come to understand the randomness that will follow in blog posts to come.

Welcome friends (or not….friends…)

****disclaimer****
There may be face-palming/head-desking involved when reading this blog. If you do not get at least an occasional chuckle out of our posts, you are more than likely dead inside, you need to stop reading immediately and seek medical attention OR you have the personality of a wet dishtowel.