the last friday

Today is Paige Lee's last Friday here with us at work...where it ALL started.

This morning was the last Friday morning we walked downstairs to get sausage-gravy biscuits from the cafeteria together.

Today was the last Friday we will have eaten as a Trinity at the round table together.

Today is the last Friday Paige will be able to have (sufficient) e-mail conversations with us.

Here is a picture of Paige talking on the phone to Andrea, on her last Friday here...And although, today is the LAST FRIDAY that Paige will be working at LMH...this is NOT the last Friday that we will laugh together, be awkward together, eat together,

or be best friends together.

We love you on this Last Friday, P. Lizzle. OXOXOXOX

Loves.

So we haven't blogged in a while....shame on us. So I just wanted to say how much I love you two. When things are hard and I need someone to talk to I know I can always count on you girls. I am blessed to have you two in my life.

All my love,
Paige

Our Calendars are BOOKED.

For October 15th. Amy and I will be performing an interpretative clogging routine for Ahhndrea's wedding. Now we just need to rent the smoke machines....

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it. Precious.

Wishlisted.

These outfits for Ahhhndrea's wedding.

What Willis is talking a/b.

A Wizzle: "Man, I am going to kill that lady in that boot."

...and it all started with a big bang, BANG!

No worries, P. Lizzle. Apparently this is a popular hairstyle these days!

Don't "anger the bang!"

I meant.

Today I almost said "I would like a piece of wheat toast....TOASTED." Luckily I stopped myself. Instead I said "I would like a piece of wheat toast...yea." Score for me.

Don't be Shy! Let it Fly...MAN.

Are we sure this is a safe way to work with electricity?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh Matey!

Conversation yesterday.....

Paige: Have you heard the latest hair craze? Girls getting feathers?
Matthew: What do you mean?
Paige: They are like hair extentions, but they are feathers. Instead of well, hair.
Matthew: Like Jack Sparrow on Pirates of the Carribean?

How broke are ya?

I am so broke....even my wallet feels the recession..

Lady, your computer is screwed

Overheard:

"My computer has a Trojan, a worm, and a virus."

Stay intelligent management, stay intelligent.

a. wizzle's response to the previous post:

Green Teeth

So NOBODY told me I had collard greens in my teeth. Right in the front. Technically, I can let Ahhhhndrea off the hook because she hasn't seen me since I got the greens. But A.WIZZLE?!?!? Where were you on that one, homie??

Happy 100th!!!

This is our 100th blog post. Yup. 100 entries of awkwardness and golden moments. We have been scratching our brains to come up with something special, but I guess this is pretty much it. So here we are ladies! Whooo Hoo!

kinky tater

Lesson Learned from Saved by the Bell.

sophie says

sophie calls m&m's "choclick m's"

Play that fonky music.

There is a sample artist on my computer called "Ninja Tuna". Awesome.

Word.

Fine Tooth Words/Sayings of the Week.

Hoss Cake

Dropping some Eaves

Formally Associated

Goblin Hood

carcinogens in a freakin box

Fatty Girl.

Overheard

One loud person trash talking another loud person:

"They need to put a MUFFLER on it."

Uhh...that would be doing it WRONG.

At least I have 2 friends.....

I feel a little like an outcast today. I think it's a curse to be able to see things for how they really are. Ignorence is bliss, apparently. Just know this: If you are an Emperor running around with your underpants as clothing....I'm going to tell you. And point. And laugh. Because I know what is what. Alrighty,enough of the Debbie Downer. Next thing you know I will be running in the bathroom taking pictures of today's clothing.

for all your legal needs:

can't stop 'til you get enough

If my child did this I would frame it.

It's a scorcher out there boys...

Ground Control to Major P Lizzle

FYI Laying your cell phone near your swimming pool is a bad idea. Period. I will be waiting patiently for my new phone....again.

this lady is really good at breastfeeding...

Smells Like a Horse to Me.

PUNGENT
–adjective
1. sharply affecting the organs of taste or smell, as if by a penetrating power; biting; acrid.
2. acutely distressing to the feelings or mind; poignant.
3. caustic, biting, or sharply expressive: pungent remarks.

What floor ma'am? 666? Sure!!

Judge Judy Fail

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Willis-Lee Bridal Cakery Inc.

Here is a sample cake topper from our collection. Unfortunately, this one is already taken for October 15, 2011.

Hey You!

Excuse me, but your claim..it's upside down.

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STAR or WART? You decide.

anal stapling anyone?

Cinco de Mayo FAIL!

This is what roughly $6.00 will get you:


Too much chicken juice =

Chicken Taco FAIL!

Overloading your taco =

Taco telescope! Now THAT'S worth $6.00.

Bazinga!

Like this: But not as kewl.

Go ahead people driving by on Hwy 11. Laugh it up.

Oh Yeah-Yuh!

Tosh.0: Inappropriate Times to Do 'Macho Man' - watch more funny videos

FAIL

There are two failures here...the obvious, and the fact that it took me a month to notice.

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My trip to the meat market.....

PIG! It's what's for dinner tonight for some people I guess.

you need it? this place has got it.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail...hopping down the bunny trail right into your children's nightmares.

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It's getting a/b that time, honey.

True-Blood

thanks, Doc.

not sun poisoning, or an allergic reaction, but...SCABIES. would ya go with Scabies? REALLY?!? is that your final answer? DUMBASS.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Hello. My name is Jessica and I am addicted to chick peas. Fun fact: Chickpeas provide dietary phosphorus and some sources say the garbanzo's content is as about the same as yogurt and close to milk. Whoooo weeee.

They have HOT DOGS!! Amy? Oh sorry, you aren't Amy.

What a creative title! Go Free Press!

Progress Energy looks to move poultry poop from chicken coup to power loop



April 14, 2011 7:54 AM Web Exclusives By Associated Press A company is planning to build a power plant in North Carolina which will convert poultry waste into energy. Progress Energy Inc. said Wednesday it has signed a contract to work with Poultry Power USA on the project. The plant will be built in Biscoe and is scheduled to begin operations in two years. It will use 350,000 tons of poultry litter per year. Poultry Power plans to turn the waste into a biogas that will burn inside a boiler. The heat will create steam to turn a turbine and generate electricity. Raleigh-based Progress Energy says the project will help the company meet North Carolina standards for renewable energy. The company says it is the state's first poultry-to-biogas plant

BFF'S

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See ya, Cuckoo-bird...

...we hardly knew ye...(thank goodness.)

“Excuse me sir? Could you please spare a hanger or twooooo?"

poop is funny....right?

You Can't Touch This!

Once upon a time there were three little girls. They grew up in a world of fluorescent colors that were the 80’s and 90’s. Garbage pail kids trading cards, Fraggle Rock, NKOTB: this was our awesome childhood. If only the trinity could have been united back then. Now THAT would have been "The Right Stuff".

Ahhhndrea spent her time “hagin toff” at school and chilling on her MC Hammer towel.


Paige loved to rock a side ponytail, and fell in/out of love with perms. She wrote fan mail to designer Lisa Frank and loved to check out the latest episode of ALF on TV.

Amy, quite the little intellectual, loved school and spent a lot of time outside.She also was a patron of the Nickelodeon arts. Amy wrote a fan letter to up and coming star, Elijah Wood. She also dropped a letter in the mail for General Hospital’s Jonathan Jackson.

It's Friday, I'm in love.

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart Oh, Thursday doesn't even start It's Friday I'm in love

Saturday, wait And Sunday always comes too late

I don't care if Mondays black Tuesday, Wednesday - heart attack Thursday, never looking back It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday, you can hold your head Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed Or Thursday - watch the walls instead It's Friday, I'm in love

Saturday, wait and Sunday always comes too late But Friday, never hesitate...

It's FRIDAY!!! Doing my Friday dance...YOW!