What Willis is talking a/b.

A Wizzle: "Man, I am going to kill that lady in that boot."

...and it all started with a big bang, BANG!

No worries, P. Lizzle. Apparently this is a popular hairstyle these days!

Don't "anger the bang!"

I meant.

Today I almost said "I would like a piece of wheat toast....TOASTED." Luckily I stopped myself. Instead I said "I would like a piece of wheat toast...yea." Score for me.

Don't be Shy! Let it Fly...MAN.

Are we sure this is a safe way to work with electricity?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh Matey!

Conversation yesterday.....

Paige: Have you heard the latest hair craze? Girls getting feathers?
Matthew: What do you mean?
Paige: They are like hair extentions, but they are feathers. Instead of well, hair.
Matthew: Like Jack Sparrow on Pirates of the Carribean?

How broke are ya?

I am so broke....even my wallet feels the recession..

Lady, your computer is screwed

Overheard:

"My computer has a Trojan, a worm, and a virus."

Stay intelligent management, stay intelligent.

a. wizzle's response to the previous post:

Green Teeth

So NOBODY told me I had collard greens in my teeth. Right in the front. Technically, I can let Ahhhhndrea off the hook because she hasn't seen me since I got the greens. But A.WIZZLE?!?!? Where were you on that one, homie??

Happy 100th!!!

This is our 100th blog post. Yup. 100 entries of awkwardness and golden moments. We have been scratching our brains to come up with something special, but I guess this is pretty much it. So here we are ladies! Whooo Hoo!