Bernard Pivot

We were on our way to eat lunch at Right Way when we ran into our good friend,

James Lipton.

He said, "Hello, ladies. I just want to tell you how much I enjoy following your blog. Since today is your 1-month blogging anniversary, I would love to ask you some questions, made famous by the late, great Bernard Pivot. Feel free to post them on your blog."
We were so excited, how could we turn this man down? So, we took him up on his offer.

Andrea:

1. What is your favorite word? Buttknuckle
2. What is your least favorite word? Butter
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Happiness
4. What turns you off? Saliva
5. What is your favorite curse word? “Bitch” (it’s versatile)
6. What sound or noise do you love? Rubbing my only two quarters together
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Squeaky balloons
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pro basketball player….but, as a dude.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Prostitution
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “what took you so long?”

Amy:

1. What is your favorite word? sweet
2. What is your least favorite word? the “p” word
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Good music
4. What turns you off? conceit
5. What is your favorite curse word? damnit
6. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
7. What sound or noise do you hate? crickets
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Food critic
9. What profession would you not like to do? Working in a slaughterhouse
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Yayyyyyyy!”

Paige:

1. What is your favorite word? Kickya (As in Kickya in the butt)
2. What is your least favorite word? points
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Our winning blog. Duh.
4. What turns you off? Meanie heads (say it: meanie heyuud)
5. What is your favorite curse word? Sonofamotherfudge.
6. What sound or noise do you love? My little boo laughing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Vacuum
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Fashion designer (Project Runway=yes please!)
9. What profession would you not like to do? Shopping cart wrangler
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Good job!"

Behold, folks. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Our episode will air on TACC 9, August 15, 2013 and 2am! Set your DVRs!